- Deep-sea diving, no air tank
- Discover what it takes to baffle a group of highly-skilled toxicologists
- Find people stupid enough to cause their face to run into my fist, esp. multiple times
- Crawl into a dark cave for the rest of eternity, or at least my lifetime
- Set something on fire… quite possibly myself
- Put on a 19th century ball gown and sit around my house, drinking tea and pretending I’m a ghost…